Lord Couch
A lowly son of a Camelot upholsterer, faced with an impossible quest to break a curse placed on his family by the dark taxidermist, Mourlpod. His future looked impossibly bleak until the night he was visited by a very old, very short woman who offered to teach him the arts to escape his predicament in return for his allegiance.
In the years that followed, he rose to both lordship, and knighthood, striking fear into the hearts of evildoers with his wyrd implements of war, which the old woman had taught him to wield. In time, he formed a secret organization in like appearance to his mentor’s past following, teaching them the use of his arms and sent them out to carry bruises to the darkness. And this so-called League of Umbrellas survives to this day.