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Halloween Sinistrosity

This is the digital version of my final printmaking project (so a trifle old). We were to put together a visual anthology on the subject of “villains,” and as they were the greyest villains I could think of, I did the Auditors of Reality.
(The nice part is that I can post this again for Christmas.)
Group Topic: North vs. South

Technically this is only two-thirds done, but as all the interesting bits are there (and I’m sort of stuck) I thought I might as well put it up. I assure you the complete version will have penguins.
Group Topic: Arcturian Aliens
Patagonian Conure
Josiah’s Guild
Josiah’s youth people are trying to start a Amtgardesque combat group and they are attempting to decided what to call themselves. They want a name that is crisp and easy to remember, that will strike trepidation into the hearts of their opponents, that invokes a nice sigil, and that makes an obscure biblical reference. P. G. Wodehouse and I came up with this one.
Clarinda Hemp
Product of a Deranged Mind version 1
Group Topic: Dickens Coat of Arms

This is a classic example of calligramancer heraldry. Though as such, there is not a great deal one can learn from it just at present, but I shall attempt. The calligramancers devised their own form of heraldry centuries ago, and while there are perhaps more written records pertaining to this particular sect’s history than any other, all these records were taken down by members thereof. So it is hardly surprising that perusal of said histories is one of the more dangerous home occupations.
According to Clarinda Hemp’s notes on the subject, the central figure often denotes something “roughly equivalent to a personal familiar, though not exactly, actually not very like at all.” The figure positioned directly above it seems to act as a modifier of some sort to the central figure; I believe it serves as a technical notation regarding the thing’s exact nature to other calligramancers, but I am uncertain to the symbol’s exact meaning.
The outer symbols are less mysterious, if they are indeed examples of Baldwin’s Stars, the “nasty, pointy ink blots of death” Clarinda wrote about. These exist as a sort of numerical code; a trio in a coat of arms signifies that the bearer used his arts to rendered military service to crown.
-Ophelia Himmle, The Search for Guppy





